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Kellog, Brown and Root is Teh Win! [May. 13th, 2008|01:36 pm]
mojrim
For those of you complaining about Darth Cheney and his minions profiteering on this war, two words: Shut. Up.

This must be the way a medieval knight experienced war: surrounded by a horde of little brown menials who cook our meals, hand out videos, and clean our shitters. Lierally end-to-end personal service. In fact, the only thing they don't provide is blowjobs, and I'm sure the Russian girls who cut our hair would do that without much prompting.

Damn the deficit, full speed ahead!
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[User Picture]From: pseudogoth23
2008-05-13 03:27 pm (UTC)
Of course, there's a reason why medieval knights aren't in vogue any more.
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2008-05-13 06:47 pm (UTC)
The Swiss? Screw that egalitarian shit! The only thing I have to clean here is my arms. After 500 years, war is finally fun again.
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[User Picture]From: pseudogoth23
2008-05-14 02:43 am (UTC)
That is, unless the Jacquerie rebel.
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2008-05-15 04:25 pm (UTC)
They already are; why do you think we're here?
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-05-13 07:12 pm (UTC)

medieval knights

but have you got a pretty pavillion? or have they got you under a trestle table in someone's hall?

inquiring minds want to know.

*bunny modern* (don't out my secret identity!)
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2008-05-15 04:39 pm (UTC)

Re: medieval knights

The pavillion is pretty ghetto, but it's better than the trestle-table scenario. On the up side, we get cool duds, and you've never seen this much armor. Your secret is safe with me.
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