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meme sheep [Apr. 11th, 2007|01:33 am]
mojrim
This bit about enviable characteristics has got to be the worst case of compliment-fishing I've seen yet.
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[User Picture]From: sarmonster
2007-04-11 06:47 am (UTC)
I envy your buttocks.
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-11 05:32 pm (UTC)
They envy you back
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From: butterflake
2007-04-11 07:15 am (UTC)
I envy your avatar.
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-11 05:32 pm (UTC)
He even has big sharp teeth...
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From: butterflake
2007-04-11 05:34 pm (UTC)
I wonder if he's hiding gills under that jacket.
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-12 05:54 am (UTC)
One can only hope...
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[User Picture]From: pseudogoth23
2007-04-11 03:05 pm (UTC)
I envy your ability to tell it like it i- psych.

Yeah, pretty much. "PLZ PLZ PLZ VALIDATE ME!!!!!"
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-12 05:54 am (UTC)
It's not so much an ability as an afliction. My secret super power is "Piss People Off"
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[User Picture]From: kneil_bob
2007-04-12 01:53 pm (UTC)

You are my muse

I wonder if I'm too old to be diagnosed with turrets syndrome? I would be able to say what ever I want, and sue anyone who reacts. I can probably even go on disability!

Who fucking needs the fucking lottery, this is a fucking real fucking jackpot!

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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-12 01:55 pm (UTC)

Re: You are my muse

Oh, you are a genius. All we'ed need then are a hog farm and a bus, and life is complete.
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[User Picture]From: kneil_bob
2007-04-13 02:25 am (UTC)

The farm is obvious

But what is the bus for? Are you contemplating hog farming on a grand scale?

Oh well I'm off to buy some Eminem CDs. Got to work on my fucking vocabulary, don't ya know.
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From: butterflake
2007-04-13 05:33 pm (UTC)

Re: The farm is obvious

For bringing victims en masse, no doubt.
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-13 11:30 pm (UTC)

...and the bus is nescessary.

Exactly. So many sheeple, so little time.
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From: butterflake
2007-04-13 11:31 pm (UTC)

Re: ...and the bus is nescessary.

I was right! Do I win a prize?
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-14 03:21 am (UTC)

Re: ...and the bus is nescessary.

Yes, but you have to collect it in person.
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From: butterflake
2007-04-14 03:22 am (UTC)

Re: ...and the bus is nescessary.

I'm too impatient.
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[User Picture]From: kneil_bob
2007-04-14 04:56 am (UTC)

Re: The farm is obvious

Not victims, that's too obvious and crass.

They are guests. Guests at The Hog Farm Kalifornia where you can check any time you like but you can never leave.

I kinda thought we would make them drive their own bad selves there and then we could have a scrap yard as a side business.
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[User Picture]From: mojrim
2007-04-14 02:33 pm (UTC)

You are my sensei

Brilliant! Perhaps we could combine it with the "illegal alien theme summer camp" ? Seems like a perfect sorting tool.
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