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Kellog, Brown and Root is Teh Win! [May. 13th, 2008|01:36 pm]
For those of you complaining about Darth Cheney and his minions profiteering on this war, two words: Shut. Up.

This must be the way a medieval knight experienced war: surrounded by a horde of little brown menials who cook our meals, hand out videos, and clean our shitters. Lierally end-to-end personal service. In fact, the only thing they don't provide is blowjobs, and I'm sure the Russian girls who cut our hair would do that without much prompting.

Damn the deficit, full speed ahead!

[User Picture]From: mojrim
2008-05-15 04:39 pm (UTC)

Re: medieval knights

The pavillion is pretty ghetto, but it's better than the trestle-table scenario. On the up side, we get cool duds, and you've never seen this much armor. Your secret is safe with me.
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